I Suck In Bed

I would recommend her to anyone, she may call herself ‘Vanilla’, and I’ve been the rainbow and back, but I would take this ‘vanilla’ lady any day or night.

The surface may have been calm but underneath, well, I thought I could lose some fingers, so strong was her reaction. She has delightful internal muscle control.

What a delight and a wonderful break in my day, she is a beautiful lady in every sense of the word, love the smile she has permanently on her face and that little giggle she makes when she’s had an orgasm, she has the cutest ass, which I took full advantage of and those natural breasts that fit perfectly into the palm of my hands. I went at her with everything I had and she seemed be love it!

It is worth booking her and just lying back and watching her work on you from above and feel that great sensation as she slides up and down your cock whilst watching her athletic body bounce up and down.

I Like Boobs ..... But...

So for two days I am working from a parlour/brothel. it’s a nice change and it also helps out a mate of mine who has just reopened a place in a small country town.

I like going back to parlour work.. Sure it is less money per booking I do, but hey, life isn’t always about money. The atmosphere is great, being around other Sex Workers is cool, having a bit of comradery.. Not something you get when you work privately. No hassles with having to answer phones, no headaches with heaps of things.. Just show up, say hi to the clients and wait til one books you! Easy!

But there is one thing that irks me….. The ladies walking around with their bits out!

No Wanking!

Its Saturday night here in Aussie land. Its 12:44am to be exact...

And im bloody bored!

Ive checked emails, ive editted crap on my website, i trolled all the adult forums, ive flicked thru the tv channels and nothing is on! How does that work? So many channels to choose from and not one can entertain me...

Having an arm in plaster really sux. Im soooo over it! i was enjoying the time off work, but now im starting to get restless. I need something productive to do lol. Im so limited i what i can and cant do right now.. Thank god i can still drive a stick or i'd be isolated on the farm. (my car is a manual)

This one time, at the strip club.....

Whenever you hear someone start a story with the line "Well.. i was at this strip club..." you know its guna be good LOL. This is the exception hahaha!

So it was a Saturday night.. i had travelled down to Melbourne for an adult industry drinks night. A night of hookers, punters, alcohol and lots of christmas cheer! These events are pretty low key, normally as an outsider, you would never think for a million years you are looking at a group of sex workers, strippers and clients. No, there isnt any sex or blowjobs, its all very upmarket, in fact it was held at a very nice Hotel ( i think its like 5stars or something) which was very classy and OMG they made the best Long Island Iced Teas!

I am broken...

ok so after a drunk night out, i ended up falling over in a strip club and dislocating my thumb..

i have plaster!

i have to see a surgeon!

im typing with 2 fingers on my right hand... hence why there is no capital letters and i havent been blogging! dont forget me! i will be back! once i am fully functional again!

i have had many issues whilst being a cripple and i will share them with you soon..

until then have a fabulous xmas x x x

Money Down The Toilet

As an escort, some would consider me “cheap”.

No not cheap as in a bad thing but as a service, I don’t charge a high rate compared to others in the industry.

$250 an hour and Im all yours…

To some people, $250 for one hours work is A LOT of money. I agree.. It is a lot to spend, especially with no guarantee that you will like me and have a good time (lucky for me, most people like me and DO enjoy an hour or two with me lol)

In Australia, escorts roughly range from $150 an hour to $800 an hour. A small few are even higher. The difference between the $150 lady and the $800 lady can be very noticeable .. But sometimes there is none. Same service, beautiful girl, everything you wanted and needed.. But most have the same end result - a good time was had by all. That itch you needed scratching, taken care of!

Men Don't Cry

Tears. The one thing to me that shows a sign of weakness within myself.

I think its ok for other people to cry. I know it’s a normal emotive action. But if I, ME, if I allow myself to cry, I feel ashamed.

There are times when I believe it is ok for me to cry. When I cry happy tears, that’s ok. To have so much joy inside me that i need to cry, I totally get that and I do that. Seeing my brother get married, my little boy all grown up, starting a new life with his beloved, that was a beautiful moment, a proud moment. I cried for joy!

Funerals. To get thru a loss sometimes tears are all you have. I have cried over my loved ones that have passed, cried til there was nothing left in me. Cried over the great injustice that life is many times, such a cruel twist, taking our loved ones right before our very eyes..