Just a bitch and Moan

Yep thats right this blog is a bitch and moan session.. cos i need to vent and im sure all my mates are sick of hearing about my dramas this week..

Normally i would say i generally have good luck.. karma and i are usually friends.. good friends in fact. I do alot of good and karma brings it back to me.. but this week.. this week.. omg i want to rip every single hair off my hair one by one, i want to peel each layer of nail off my fingers slowly, i want to open up my veins and slice them into millions of pieces.. no no, i dont want to kill myself i just want to inflict alot of pain cos well im thinking that right now thats the only thing that can take my mind off all the drama.. sex is usually what i do to distract myself.. im having sex alot here in Griffith where i am currently away working at but its just not cutting it GRRRRRRR

Do Old Ladies Still Get Crushes?

When I was 16yrs old, I was in my final year of being at all girls high school.. I was transferring to a co-ed school.. But before I got there, I had a nickname.. “the radar”.. I could spot a hot boy a mile away! I would see them and light up! Huge grin, big eyes, screaming as I grabbed the nearest girlfriend next to me “OMG HOT BOYS!!” Our eyes would not leave them until they went out of sight..

Perhaps it was because boys were a novelty.. Not having them at school made me miss them and feel very “boy crazy”.. they were always on my mind and that’s not an exaggeration lol.

I had a different crush every week.. Some crushes lasted a minute, some lasted a year, but only from a distance. We did the typical teenage things..

GUEST BLOGGER - Bukkake Princess!!!

The time has come! The first EVER "It Is What It Is" Guest Blogger!!!!

Let me Introduce to you, Miss Bukkake Princess! I found her blog a little while ago.. the whole concept of Bukkake and someone talking so openly about it, totally intrigued me. I loved that a woman could be so liberated that she would open herself up to the world!! I admired her. I was curious about her.....so i asked her to come here and share her story with me and everyone who reads this blog. She accepted :)

You can find her blog here -> http://bukkakeprincessmelbourne.blogspot.com/

Now, sit back, relax and enjoy :)

Treat Your Hooker Well!

There is an old saying “Treat people how you wish to be treated”. it’s a good old saying and its one that even reigns true when hiring the services of a hooker!

Believe it or not, Hookers are people too! True story!

So I thought id blog some tips on how you can make your experience with a hooker a happier time for BOTH of you and basically how you can get the very best from your Working Lady or Man.

It starts before you even pick up the phone and make a booking!>

What Would You Do?

Last night i watched a movie from start to finish.. Id seen it before but only from halfway. Watching it in its entirety got my brain ticking. It made me ask myself many questions. I felt compelled to share them with my flat mate but restrained myself as i really dont think he is the right person to be discussing them with lol.

The movie was "Blindness" Made in 2008, starring Julianne Moore, Danny Glover & Mark Ruffalo.

**TOTAL SPOILER ALERT AHEAD**

If you havent seen it and dont want to know what happens, dont click "read more"

The movie is an adaptation of Nobel Prize-winning author Jose Saramago's compelling story of humanity in the grip of an epidemic of mysterious blindness.

It is a really good movie, i highly reccommend it.

This is not a movie review but a look at the issues and situations which occur.

What's Your Flavour?

Mmmmm coconut.. that is my flavour! Not very PC (politically correct) but hey, most Aussies arent very PC on a daily basis. Its not how we roll lol.

Coconut, to those that dont know, refers to people from the South Pacific. Samoa, Tongan. Fiji, Cook islands, Vanautu etc.(oh and hawaii) Where did the term "coconut" come from? Im not sure BUT i heard it thru my islander friends.. thats what they called themselves....

...and my sexually flavour is COCONUT!

Whats yours???

Some peoples flavour is Oriental, some people like Mexican, some only like white chocolate, whereas some like the dark chocolate :)

Everyone has a flavour.

Dear Sex Worker, Be My Valentine x x

Ah... Valentines Day.... that one day of the year when your loved one buys you choccies, flowers, jewellery and writes poems declaring their love for you.....

Pfffft